Book 1, Chapter 65

“Are you really okay leaving that guy to Fifi’s mercy?” JD asked Ean as they walked to his car.

“Yeah,” Ean said. “Lieutz is a lush…I don’t think he’ll even notice Fifi can talk.”

“Right,” JD said. “But Fifi is a demonic Chihuahua.”

“Uh-huh,” Ean agreed. “Emphasis on Chihuahua. He tried to set me on fire with his mind earlier and nothing happened. Right now I’m more worried that he’ll pee on everything if he isn’t supervised.”

“Huh,” said JD as they got into the car. “Well, cool beans. Lets go get some awesome weapons.”

Ean buckled into the passenger seat of JD’s car. “Right,” he said with a sigh. “And this,” he muttered to me, “is exactly why I can’t afford to get involved with a nice, normal girl like Rachel. So stay out of my personal life.”

I didn’t reply.

“What was that?” JD asked.

“I said, ‘lets go get some awesome weapons,’” Ean lied.

Et Alia, Book 1: Aliens, Ninjas, Demons and Pie

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